Aunt Jen: I’ll take you to the aquarium.
Princess: But I don’t know where one is.
Aunt Jen: But I do.
Princess: But I don’t. It must be very far away.
Aunt Jen: I can take you. I know how to get there.
Princess: But I don’t. I’m only 3. I don’t know how to drive yet.
the phone dies….
Princess: The phone just decided to hang up. I don’t know what’s wrong with it.
Aunt Jen: Tell mommy and daddy to buy a new phone.
Princess: okay
Aunt Jen: Have you been going to the potty good?
Princess: not really. I poo-pooed in my panties.
Aunt Jen: You have to go as soon as you get the urge so you won’t have accidents.
Princess: okay, I gotta go right now.
Aunt Jen: okay, bye.
Princess: bye.
Mommy: bye. Okay, let’s go to the potty.
Princess: but I don’t have to go, I just had to get off the phone.
on the floor laughing! Geez…she sure did fake me out…I thought gosh my pep talk worked and she just wanted to get off the phone with me….I see how it is!